I'm an inventor and a GREEN MONKEY.

What's a GREEN MONKEY? I read a story once about a tribe of monkeys who were caged for study by scientists. One monkey was temporarily removed and painted with harmless green paint. When returned to his cage, the newly green monkey was promptly torn to pieces by his former family and friends.

If YOU are a GREEN MONKEY, then you understand. If you are not a GREEN MONKEY, then why are you reading this?

My current, ongoing quest is called 'The Dolittle Project'. You can read about it at www.dolittleproject.com

Briefly, 'The Dolittle Project' is an attempt to give some animals a means of speaking human languages. Imagine a dog, horse, dolphin, or elephant with an ability to talk, such as a parrot can.